Colbert, Charismatic?

Who knew?

Taco Bell Troubles

Why, O Why,
Does every culinary kindness incur incredulity

And each burrito beneficence welcome wrath?

Sometimes a bite offered is simply that–a bite offered
If I wanted to marshal your Mexican pizza into my mandibles for mastication,

I would disarm your defenses through a more devious delivery
Positioning my pathos into something more palatable

I hope you enjoy your solitary entree
Me and my burritos are goin’ home